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Deprecated: htmlspecialchars(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /hp/cx/aa/qg/www/mysteria-network/application/libraries/Ilch/Design/Base.php on line 381 Petrus | Arzt-Witze | Kategorien | Artikel | The E-Network
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Der Patient erwacht aus der Narkose und sagt erstaunt: "Herr Doktor, Ihr Bart ist aber gewachsen, hat die Operation denn solange gedauert?" Erstens heiße ich Petrus - und zweitens habe ich schon immer einen Bart gehabt!"
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