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Der Arzt geht ins Schlafzimmer, kommt nach kurzer Zeit wieder heraus und bittet den Ehemann um eine Zange. Er verschwindet, erscheint jedoch bald wieder, und verlangt Hammer und Meißel. Dem erbleichenden Ehemann wanken die Knie, doch der Arzt brummt nur: "Keine Sorge, ich krieg' nur meine verdammte Tasche nicht auf !"

Alex   30. September 2017    22:01    Arzt-Witze    0    7075
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